he so full of shit
i think imma make a vine just to follow him lmao
The collision between the Milky Way Galaxy and the Andromeda Galaxy.
the grand showdown
Andromeda is a bit bigger than us. So when that happens, Andromeda’s black hole is gonna consume our black hole in a vicious act of galactic canabalism.
Which is an actual term used in astronomy apparently.
“Galactic Cannabalism” sounds like an electro/death metal fusion band.
Galactic cannibalism is one of my favourite astronomical terms, but it doesn’t beat the term used for the stretching out into a long thin tube that occurs when something falls into a black hole (spaghettification) or the term used for a rock thought to be a meteorite but which later turns out to be an ordinary terrestrial rock (meteowrong).
this fucked me up
Chrisbastian Evanstan is real
This drink I like it. Another!
I love how quickly he readjusts to the culture so foreign to him. Like, he does not even protest or try to explain this is how it’s done in Asgard so it’s how it SHOULD be done because he’s a mighty god and stuff. He’s just like “but I… oh I see smashing mugs is not a custom here. I’m sorry I won’t do it again :( “
A lot of people could learn from this.
"For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never know."
tagged by screaminggnomegenocide (i cant believe u noticed that i like doing these
its funny bc i only post half of the ones i do. most of these things im tagged in never see the light of day tho i do do them)
1. What is one thing you always wanted as a kid, but never got?
i always wanted an rc car. i didnt get one until i was nineteen lmao. every year for xmas i asked for one and every birthday i begged my mom for one but i never got one until i picked out one and showed my mom it myself.
2. What is one thing you refuse to share?
eh idk? kind of a weird q tbh, i dont know. i refuse to share a lot of things
3. What celebrity do you get mistaken for?
4. What is the first thing you think when you wake up in the morning?
what time is it
5. What’s the number one most played song on your ipod?
i dont have an ipod (or any music playing device) nor do i ever intend on getting one. i dont listen to music.
6. What is one of your favorite quotes?
the one that mewtwo says in the first pokemon movie. literally my favourite thing ever. “i see now that the origins of ones birth does not matter, it is what you do with the gift of life that makes us who we are” is vaguely what it says im too lazy to look up the actual quote.
7. What sound do you love?
i dont really like sounds? sounds are annoying. even like the dull hum of someone talking down the hallway irks me
8. What is your favorite body part?
i like hands
9. What was your favorite food when you were a kid?
spaghetti lmao but now i hate it
not gonna tag anyone, just do it if u like and say u were tagged by me<3